Whizzing through the stars

I just found out that during the first manned space flight,
Alan Shepard PISSED in his space suit.
Can you blame the man?
I don't even like going up in glass elevators.

Remember the other famous astronaut that peed her pants?
At least she was prepared.
And we all thought SHE was crazy!




Well at least it looks like filthy pop-princess Fergie has some good company.

Check this out:

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has confessed to urinating on stage during a recent concert. The sexy singer said she had to douse herself with champagne in front of hundreds of Australian fans to disguise the fact. She is quoted by Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "I had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom. "We were jumping around and my bladder just started... you know."

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I knew she was older than some of the other stars of her genre, but i didnt think she would be incontinent.

Kids-R-Us

I believe that Tracy Morgan is the Kool Keith of comedy. Thats right.

Would anyone besides me like to see them collaborate on some projects in the future? Maybe their characters can do some duets.

-Morgan's animal expert Brian Fellow character could team up on a track with Keith's Mr. Gerbik (the dangerous 208 year old uncle of Dr. Octagon who is half shark-alligator, half man).

-Tracy's Dominican Lou could lay down some Caribbean flavor on a dancehall joint with Kool's Rico from Puerto Rico or, Crazy Lou the guns and ammo salesman.

-T Money's singing homeless Woodrow character is a perfect match for the Kool ones Naquan a.k.a. Underwear Pissy alias. Just watch where you step around them.

-Mr. Morgan's Astronaut Jones persona could get into some galactic adventures with a number of Double K's alternate identity's from MC Robocop to X-74, or even Exotron Geiger Counter Plus One Megotron.

The possibilities are earth shattering if either one of them could keep it together long enough to roll tape.



January 29, 2008 -- "30 ROCK" funnyman Tracy Morgan had busboys at The Plumm searching high and low for a credit card he thought he'd lost. A spy at the West 14th Street spot last week told us, "Tracy came with a group of friends and ordered two bottles of Veuve Clicquot." In no time, Morgan "ripped off his shirt and was dancing on a banquette," said the onlooker. "He thought he'd lost his credit card, and staffers were searching for it." Morgan "finally admitted to his waitress that he'd found it in his pocket - right before asking her if he could father her baby."

Centrum Silver Screen

Since Sylvester Stallone has turned 60 he has reprised some of his most memorable roles in new installments of classic films. Firstly, a new Rocky film. The aging pugilist still had that box office magic. He followed this up with an all new Rambo. This leads me to the question, will we be seeing a new new 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot' anytime soon? Well, it better be soon, because while Estelle Getty is still very much alive, i think the Golden Girl might be getting golden-brown on us. How about a new 'Tango & Cash'? Kurt Russel is still working, and still kinda creepy. My ultimate choice would be for a new 'Over The Top'. There is no disputing that 'Over The Top' is the best 'arm wrestling truck driver fighting for the custody of his bastard son' film ever made. Admittedly the genre has not been fully exploited, but maybe 'Over The Top 2' could jump start a barrage of films where turning your hat around backwards gives you ultimate power.

3 TRUE LAWS OF ROBOTICS

Isaac Asimov first penned the "Three Laws of Robotics" in 1942.

For those unfamiliar with the universally accepted trio of absolutes, they are as follows:

--Law # 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
--Law # 2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
--Law # 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Since that time no one has come up with a more elegant manner of expressing the nature of the relationship between mechanical beings and their human creators.

- Until now.

The Three Laws Of Robotics have been refined for the new age by modern day realist Warren Ellis. His new set of 'rules' incorporates certain aspects of human/automaton relations that Mr. Asimov failed to envision. Please update your manuals with the following information:

Law # 1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.

Law # 2. Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don’t have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they’re laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don’t get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.

Law # 3. What, you can’t count higher than three? We’re expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It’s a miracle you people survived long enough to build us. You can go now.

And always remember:
Number Johnny Five LOVES You!


'NO DISASSEMBLE!!'