Friday, April 27, 2007

Wang-Wang

"Wang-Wang, Wang-wang, two foot nine.
He'll kick you in the nut sack from behind."

Knee-High Bad-Ass

Is it wrong that this makes me sooo happy?

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Keith Richards: "I snorted my father"

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards said in an interview published on Tuesday that he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow," Richards said in the interview, which was posted on NME's Web site.

"My dad wouldn't have cared," Richards said, adding, "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

The story lives HERE.

Monday, April 2, 2007

My hand is more famous than yours!

It's true, my hand is the white hand in the classic Boys Club commercial. My claim to fame.

Tell it like it is

'keep your kids from getting run over by some hard-on'